You get rid of your gun and take care of your ten unfortunate children, sir.

Judge Judy is my favorite woman on television. Why? She's a babe. She's intimidating, quick witted, smart, matter of fact, and hilarious. Everything I strive to be. I would love to be the girl sitting in the front of the courtroom while they are filming a live case. She puts idiots in their place. I would love to have her job and put idiots in their place.

Go Judge Judy! You give me incentive to work hard, race home, and watch your justice throwdown at four o'clock. You go, woman.